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People = Shit (part 2)
more shitty doings in suburban Atlanta.....
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Yet another display of total ignorance in Suburban Atlanta. Shit. It seems now that the moms of suburban Atlanta have decided to lay their feet down on the school system and it's book list for the advanced reading program. Yeah that's right, the Bradbury-ian ideals of censorship of books is back in a major way. It seems that the mothers of the burbs (at least one, which sadly is all it takes) have decided that books such as "Catch-22," "The Color Purple," "The Catcher in the Rye," and "A Confederacy of Dunces" far too "raunchy" for their sweet precious little children. Yes the sweet children whom they allow to watch all of the total, mindless, gore-and-sex-infested crap that Hollywood puts out year after year; the same children who are having sex and smoking crack before they're out of middle school are going to have their "fragile little minds" (obscure Southpark movie reference) warped by these obvious atrocities of the literary world. These books are all nationally acclaimed Pulitzer Prize winning novels ladies. That may be a bit much for your "Reader's Digest" and "Better Homes and Gardens" reading levels to comprehend, but having your kids read these books should be the least of your worries. If my kid was reading Catch-22 in the 8th grade i would shit my self with delight. Now you can sit them down in front of that damned box that raised them and let them rot their brains out watching the national television debut of "Judge Dread" and feel safe that their minds wont be corrupted by "raunchy reading." Damn shame these bitches don't realize that you might actually learn something from reading one of these novels. Perhaps by letting their children read real books they could pull out of the downward spiral (NIN album reference) that the youths of today have fallen into. But its probably safer to keep them reading the ever interesting exploits of Joe and Frank (and occasionally their dim-witted friend Chet) or watching the TV. Way to go ladies. Scrumdig Salutes you. ( and by "salute," I mean you are now on my list of people to kill).
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