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But, they are extremely funny/gross depending on your personality. So chill out, try to enjoy, and read on. If you're offended, CHILL OUT, its all good, and its all in fun, so get in the pit and try to love someone...... (see hall of shame). </div> <bR> <div> Women speak out againt th edictionary o fun</div> <bR> <div> Cami102xxx<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" >: your dictionary o fun is purely crass and offensive. i mean, the majority has to do with wiping fecal matter all over a woman's body</FONT></div> <div> jmickelsonxx:<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > I didnt have to read much to know that i didnt want to look at it</FONT></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> mad ghetto ATL props once again to Zeshan for most of these.</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>Arabian Goggles:</b>  <I>n</I>.  A seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the "ride," thus resting the balls in the gogglee's eye sockets.</div> <bR> <div> <B>The Balloon Knot:</b>  <I>n.</I>  The Backdoor. The anus. The poop-chute. The "fudge factory," if you will.</div> <bR> <div> <B>The Belly Flop:</b>  <I>n.</I>  You first have to get a really fat chick, stomach folds are a must. You then tie her up with christmas lights, pour wiskey on her and fuck her in the belly. (Optional: plug the lights in for a festive fuck.)</div> <bR> <div> <B>Blocking The Box:</b>  <I>n.</I>  When you and your pal are double-teaming a chick (he's got her from behind, you've got her mouth).  Selfishly, he drops his load in her, thus preventing you from using that input later (aka Access Denied Error, Road Closed Due to Bad Conditions).</div> <bR> <div> <B>Blumpy:</b>  <I>n.</I>  The act of getting a blowjob while on the shitter.</div> <bR> <div> <B>The Boston Shocker:</b>  <I>n.</I>  When a man sticks his penis in the woman's anus and then puts it in her mouth then back to her ass.</div> <bR> <div> <B>Brown Necktie:</b>  <I>n.</I>  You have to do this after recently having taken a shit and not properly wiped... Basically you lay on a girl's chest and blowjob-fuck her. After a few minutes of this, you get up and lo and behold, a brown streak that resembles a necktie now adorns her. Great for formal occasions if you're a fucking mess of a human being.</div> <bR> <div> <B>Brushback Pitch:</b>  <I>n.</I>  When you're getting head, yell "Batter Up!" Then, quickly pull out and give her a dick in the ear.</div> <bR> <div> <B>The Cleveland Steamer:</b>  <I>n.</I>  An act usually meant in a sexual context, by which one partner hovers above the other, and shits on his/her chest.  <I>See also:</I>  MISSISSIPPI MUDSLIDE.</div> <bR> <div> <B>The Cropduster:</b>  <I>n.</I>  When spooning with your woman, and you are in front with your back to her front, if a fart accidentally sneaks out into her bush, it's called crop-dusting.</div> <bR> <div> <B>Davy Crockett:</b>  <I>n.</I>  A sexual maneuver in which you slip muscle relaxant into your gal's cooter, then slide your entire head in, thus wearing her now relaxed snatch like a coonskin cap.</div> <bR> <div> <B>The Dirty Sanchez:</b>  <I>n.</I>  While fucking a girl doggy style, insert a finger in her ass and get it all shitty. Then, reach around to her face and give her a shit moustache, a "shitstache" if you will.  <I>See also:</I> SLIMY SNATCHITA, DIRTY SCHULTZ. (personqal fave..in the process of writing a song about it....)</div> <bR> <div> <B>The Dirty Schultz:</b>  <I>n.</I>  Same as the Dirty Sanchez, except you give yourself the shitstache.  <I>See also:</I>  DIRTY SANCHEZ, SLIMY SNATCHITA.</div> <bR> <div> <B>Dog In a Bathtub:</b>  <I>n.</I>  When a man attempts to insert his nuts into a girls ass (why anyone would WANT to do this is mind-boggling). Apparently, it's about as difficult to keep them there as it is to keep a dog in a bathtub.</div> <bR> <div> <B>The Donkey Punch:</b>  <I>n.</I>  When you are doing a girl doggie style, you punch her in the back of the head just before you bust so that she tightens up.</div> <bR> <div> <B>The Dook-a-roo: </b> n. the act of pinching one off over the face of your significant other. (the use of cellephane is recommended but certainly not required)</div> <bR> <div> <B>Dutch Oven:</b>  <I>n.</I>  You tell a girl to go under the cover to give you head then you bust major ass and hold the covers down so that she is stuck with the stink. (Optional: you can beat her with a bag of doorknobs if you feel so inclined.)  <I>See also:</I>  DUTCH TREAT.</div> <bR> <div> <B>Dutch Treat:</b>  <I>n.</I>  The unexpected result of a Dutch Oven gone terribly wrong. Very messy indeed.  <I>See also:</I> DUTCH OVEN.</div> <bR> <div> <B>Fist Full of Dollars:</b>  <I>n.</I>  While fisting a fat chick, reach into her purse and steal her money.  Bonus points if she says "Go ahead, make my day."  (Optional:  You can wear a hat and/or dress up like Clint Eastwood.)</div> <bR> <div> <B>Flying Camel:</b>  <I>n.</I>  A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class move.</div> <bR> <div> <B>Flying Squirrel:</b>  <I>n.</I>  When a guy spreads his balls to receive a licking right up the middle.</div> <bR> <div> <B>The Fountain of Youth:</b>  <I>n.</I>  While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman.</div> <bR> <div> <B>Glazed Doughnut:</b>  <I>n.</I>  The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and jizzing all over her buns, thus transforming her rump into the illusion of an oversized, quivering glazed doughnut.</div> <bR> <div> <B>The Gorilla Mask:</b>  <I>n.</I>  When you first shave a chick, be sure to keep the pubes.  When she's giving you head, pull out and ejaculate all over her face.  Throw the pubes on her face so that they stick in your man seed, thus giving her a "Gorilla Mask."</div> <bR> <div> <B>Gum Job:</b>  <I>n.</I>  A girl who removes her false teeth before blowing you to do away with any potential scrapage.</div> <bR> <div> <B>The High Speed Shock Absorber:</b>  <I>n.</I>  The big nose of a chick - refers to how it helps out while you're fucking her face.</div> <bR> <div> <B>Houdini:</b>  <I>n.</I>  Another personal favorite.  When doing a chick doggie style, yell loudly and spit on her back to simulate ejaculation. Then, when she turns around to look back at you, blast her in the face with your man seed.</div> <bR> <div> <B>Medieval Gum Job:</b>  <I>n.</I>  While fucking a girl, you give her a donkey punch. Then, remove all of her teeth with a pair of pliers and give her a gum job.  <I>See also:</I> GUM JOB</div> <bR> <div> <B>The Mississippi Mudslide:</b>  <I>n.</I>  Enhanced version of Cleveland Steamer; you take a dump on a girl's chest and then proceed to titty fuck her.  <I>See also:</I> CLEVELAND STEAMER.</div> <bR> <div> <B>The New Jersey Meathook:</b>  <I>n.</I>  When a man inserts his finger in the ass of his partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. Most effective from behind.</div> <bR> <div> <B>The Pirate:</b>  <I>n.</I>  A girl is giving you a blow job and just as you're about to nut, you pull out and blow it in her eye. If done properly, this will result in her squinting one eye and yelling "ARRGGHH!" much like a pirate.  Bonus points if she adds "matey" or "landlubber."  <I>See also:</I>  STARBURST.</div> <bR> <div> <B>Game of Smiles:</b>  <I>n.</I>  This game involves men sitting around a circular table and a woman giving random blowjobs underneath the table.  Anyone who "smiles" has to buy a round of beer for the rest!</div> <bR> <div> <B>The Rodeo Fuck:</b>  <I>v.</I>  While doing a girl doggie style, you grab a tit in each hand and tell her that she is almost as tight as her sister.  If you can hold on for eight seconds, that's a rodeo fuck.</div> <bR> <div> <B>The Rusty Trombone:</b>  <I>n.</I>  The process by which one person is tossing a guy's salad, and then reaches around and gives them a hand job.  <I>See also:</I>  TOSSING SALAD.</div> <bR> <div> <B>Samoan Pile Driver:</b>  <I>n.</I>  A sexual position that occurs when a woman*s back and the bed are perpendicular, but she is upside down. The man stands above the woman and points his rod due south, simply bending his knees for repeated stroking.</div> <bR> <div> <B>The Shocker:</b>  <I>n.</I>  While fingering a girl, suddenly insert your pinky in her ass.  Bonus points for following it up with a partial Dirty Sanchez or Slimy Snatchita.  <I>See also:</I> DIRTY SANCHEZ, SLIMY SNATCHITA.</div> <bR> <div> <B>The Slimy Snatchita:</b>  <I>n.</I>  It's basically the same concept as the Dirty Sanchez. Instead of shit, get your finger all bloody and she won't know anything is wrong until the morning when she awakes with a crusty dry-blood moustache.  <I>See also:</I> DIRTY SANCHEZ, DIRTY SCHULTZ.</div> <bR> <div> <B>Sneaky Pete:</b>  <I>n.</I>  This occurs when throwing it to your lady doggy-style. Get going with long, fast strokes, and then pull all the way out during a stroke and replant yourself in her ass instead of her box. If she complains, you can say it was an accident.</div> <bR> <div> <B>The Starburst:</b>  <I>n.</I>  Similar to The Pirate.  A girl is giving you a blow job and just as you're about to nut, you pull out and blow it in her eye, and then punch her in the face.  If executed properly, she should be seeing stars.  <I>See also:</I> THE PIRATE.</div> <bR> <div> <B>The Toboggan:</b>  <I>n.</I>  At the end of a pleasant evening out with an attractive date, escort your date to the top of the stairs and manage to somehow get to the position of traditional doggy style.   While riding, apply a modified Donkey Punch in between the shoulder blades. The arms should fly out involuntarily. Now grasp the arms while pushing down and then use your feet to propel the two of you down the precipice. If executed properly, you should be able to ride your prey down to the end of the stairwell Olympic style.</div> <bR> <div> <B>Tossing One's Salad:</b>  <I>v.</I>  Eating out a man or woman's ass. Note: The term was used in a segment of an HBO prison documentary.  <I>See also:</I>  RUSTY TROMBONE.</div> <bR> <div> <B>Tupperware Party:</b>  <I>n.</I>  When three guys are triple-teaming a chick: one with his penis in her mouth, another in her vagina, and the third in her anus. So named because she is sealed air-tight.</div> </td> </tr></table></body>