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Big number 43. This guy was down with STP way before Scott Weilan was sniffin the fine china. This guy could make it into the hall of fame based solely on the size of his hat and mustache combo. Richard now spends his days kicking back Bayer headache powder and watching the new, wussier breed of Nascar drivers kill themselves off. My only regret is that I'm not backwoods enough to fully appreciate the wonder that is Richard Petty.....</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0ca55f00.jpg" border=0 width="341" height="240" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Mr T - </b>No explanation is really needed as to why this guy is in the hall of fame, but I'll do it anyways. Mr. T was THE American embodiment of all that is badass back in the 80's. What with his stellar acting in DC Cab, Rocky 3, and the staple of American TV, The A-Team, coupled with catch phrases like "I pity the fool," and the fact that he has enough gold around his neck to match the Gross National Product of all of central America combined, what's not to love?? After a break from acting for most of the 90's, Mr. T has returned to the spotlight in American pop culture appearing in 1-800-COLLECT commercials. I know what you're thinking.... ol Mr. T sold out, right? Negative... He's back with the mo-hawk, (here carefully concealed beneath the wide, sun shading brim of a festive sombrero), gold chains and catch phrases we all know and love. Long live Mr. T.</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0c6e2560.jpg" border=0 width="482" height="342" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Christopher Walken - </b>As well as being in the Hall of Fame, Christopher Walken wins the Scrumdig SCARIEST MAN EVER award. Walken has been creeping out American  audiences since the 70's with his roles in films such as The Prophecy I - III....as Satan, Sleepy Hollow....as freaky, sharp toothed mercenary turned into sadistic killing headless guy, Pulp Fiction, The Suicide Kings...as aging mobster guy with a finger cut off, and a whole slew of other movies. He earns super-mega-bonus points for starring in Wayne's World 2, as Wayne's chick stealing nemesis, as well as being in  The Batman series....before they went to complete and utter crap.  In short, this is one scary dude. Even if I didn't like him, I'd probably put him up here just so he wouldn't kick my ass, or chop off my head.....Walken has also recently appeared in a Fatboy Slim video where he tap dances around an empty hotel like a doof, but its totally hillarious because he still looks all scary and whatnot. check it out.</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0c70b590.gif" border=0 width="267" height="345" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">   <IMG SRC="0ccf4120.jpg" border=0 width="500" height="274" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Samuel L Jackson - </b>Good God, Sammy L is one badass motherfucker. So much so that he gets 2 pictures up here in the hallowed halls. Aside from hosting the MTV movie awards a few years back (he should do it again...Sarah Jessica Parker sucked ass....and then tried to cover it up with gimmicky "I bet if i change my outfit a bunch of times they wont notice how much I suck" routine...how in the hell?) which came stock with numerous totally hilarious commercials with Jackson swearing at little kids. Sammy L has also been in a whole mess of movies ranging from roles in Jurassic Park, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Diehard With a Vengeance, Jackie Brown (which is coincidentally the name of a bitchy neighbor of mine back in the burbs who wipes her dog's ass), and Star Wars Episode 1, to such defining badass roles as in Pulp Fiction, and Shaft, or THE ROLE THAT SAMMY L WAS BORN TO PLAY as I like to call it. It is only because of roles such as these that I will let Jackson's participation in the 2000 crap-fest that was "Unbreakable" slide. Aside from that, Sammy L is one bad ass and definitely deserves his spot here in  the Scrumdig Hall of Fame.</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0c881870.jpg" border=0 width="385" height="391" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Rivers Cuomo - </b>When I look in the mirror, can't believe what I see, tell me who's that funky dude staring back at me? Why its Rivers Cuomo...Yes, the singer/guitarist/songwriter for the mid 90's post-grunge band Weezer is also among the members of the Hall of Fame. Rivers may not be the raging badass like Mr. T or Sammy L... He may not be the scariest guy ever.... and he may not have a mustache and big hat.... but he definitely deserves his place here. You see, Rivers possesses the "quiet cool".... as evident by the sweater in this pic. Rivers is a badass and he knows it.  Even in concert, he's not one to run around and jump off stuff on stage, or stage dive, or even talk to the audience a lot as most traditional rock star types. He just comes out, stands in font of the mic, and totally rocks the place out. Anyone with such songwriting mastery as to write "Say It Aint So," "The World Has Turned," "Only In Dreams," and "The Good Life" has defiantly earned a place in the hall... plus he "looks just like buddy holly."   </div> <div>       "Id name my first kid Rivers, after that guy from weezer....except he'd get the crap kicked out of him all through elementary school having a name like Rivers Fisher."   -Me</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0c9eb100.jpg" border=0 width="235" height="272" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>The Mach Man Randy Savage- </b> Ohhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhh.......Macho Man rocks ass. Period. Anyone who can wrestle and eat Slim Jims for as long as this guy has definitely deserves a place here in the hall. From his leathery, sun (or tanning bed) poisened, almost slim-jim like skin, to his scratchy voice, Flying elbow, tendency to refer to himself in the 3rd person, totally outrageous, neon get-ups, and crazy bulging neck veins, the Macho Man is one wacky dude who's not to be messed with. He's gonna put the hurt on you Brother!! Just look at him...... holy shit. that's all I can say.... One of my personal favorite Macho Man moments was his guest appearance on the TBS dinner and a movie program when he, still totally in macho man character, beat up that wussy  Paul guy while he was concocting some tomato dish,  "I say to-Mah-to.Ohhhh Yeah," and took that hot Annabell chick. love it.</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0cff85e0.jpg" border=0 width="248" height="350" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Wes Borlan -  </b>hey, i know what youre thinking....."but Ryan, limp bizkit blows major ass......"    true.....true..... but i have decided that limp bizkit's (the LB...if you will) ass sucking is mostly attributed to fred durst, the band's unfortunate frontman. Wes Borlan here tries to maintain the dignity of the band, but is powerless against Durst's bitchness. Borlan does manage to pull out some wacky getups for concerts though and make-up that gives me nightmares. and for that, he earns my respect. Plus, his new Durst-less band side project, Big Dumb Face (perhaps a Durst reference) has some wack-crazy stuff, including "Blood Red Head on Fire," a pecious little ditty with loud guitars and mean, screaming type singing including the lyrics, "here comes a burning, blood red, head on fire, as laser beams shoot from the eyes of the choir. it doesnt need a body, cuz it  flies through the air, its a blood red head on fire and it doesnt care....." ........ proving that Borlan is one hard-assed mo-fo who deserves his spot on the hall of fame</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0d2ea450.jpg" border=0 width="234" height="325" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Sean Connery -</b><B>  </b>Connery is one bad ass. Just look at him..... hes kick yo ass tough. This guy can smooth talk chicks into doing just about anything with a voice like that.  Plus he was in The Rock, a bunch of bond films and remains one of the funniest people impersonated on SNL's celebrity jeopardy...... "I'll take The Penis mightier!!" Connery earns extra points for starring in a movie  totally dedicated to Catherine Zeta Jones' ass. </div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0d3c7030.jpg" border=0 width="199" height="259" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></b></div> <div> <B>Ernest P. Worrel  (aka Jim Varney) - </b>Whats not to love about this guy?? The camp battle scenes in  Ernet Goes to Camp remain some of the premiere cinematography of our times, what with the para-trooping turtles and such wreaking havoc on those contractors trying to level Camp Kikakee. And who wasn't scared shitless by those crazy trolls in Ernest Scared Stupid?? "Authentic Bulgarian Miak...." So Ernest Goes to Jail may not've been the greatest film, but everyone's allowed a few crap films. Ernest more than made up for it with his rock ass Saturday morning show. Know what I mean Vern? The downside to Jim Varney is that he id no longer with us, thus ending the Ernest legacy. But while he may be dead, Ernest lives on in the Scrumdig Hall of Fame.</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0d89d810.gif" border=0 width="157" height="129" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Miss Cleo - </b>Television Psychic and Tarot card reader extraordinaire, Miss Cleo is a force to be reckoned with. She knows your every move before you do, and she can tell you if your husband is gay....now that's power. I'm pretty sure this chick is on TV more than Saved By The Bell re-runs, an impressive feat to say the least. And with an accent like that, I could pay 4.95 an hour to listen to her all day..."the cards, dem they never lie"</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0d940f00.gif" border=0 width="320" height="240" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></b></div> <div> <B>Kevin Smith -  </b>Movie writer/director/cameo star Kevin Smith has been the mastermind behind such quality flicks as Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, and Dogma. He also appears in these film as the character Silent Bob. I'm not gonna lie here, Smith is a master of dialogue and social commentary. Just watch those flicks and try not to be blown away.... go ahead... try...</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0dc7c180.jpg" border=0 width="380" height="536" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></b></div> <div> <B>This chick - </b> I don't know who or where she is....but this pic that my roommate dug up on likemynudephoto.com is TOTALLY HOT. hats off to you naked chick.</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0e27e700.gif" border=0 width="126" height="112" ALT="CS ChemDraw Drawing" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> <B>Squaric acid- </b> Yeah thats right....squaric acid.....yeah, Im a dork....but seriously..... Its called squaric acid, and its shaped like a square... These chemist have all sorts of crazy nomenclature systems for naming compounds, yet they name this squaric acid.....dammit, no one else thinks thats funny but me.</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0e407470.jpg" border=0 width="519" height="327" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Slash - </b> The picture says it all.</div> </td> </tr></table></body>