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(Chem E = chemical engineering for you kids not in the gatech know) Larry Forney is the prof in charge of ChE2100, the intro class for the Cheical Engineering major. Why this man is teaching an intro class to any major... I have no idea, Unless the CheE department is looking to cut back on prospective students. I'm not sure, but I'm willing to bet that this guy has no degree in Chemical Engineering, or any degree at all for that matter. My bet is that this guy axed the real Larry Forney and has assumed his possition, unbeknownst to the Chem E department here at the Georgia Institute of Technology.  You may ask why I make such harsh accusations. First off, according to "Forney" 's profile on the Chem E  main page, this so called "professor" got his masters at MIT and his PhD at Harvard. NO FRICKING WAY the man that "teaches" this course went to either of those accredited Institutes of higher learning. No way this guy has a degree in ChemE either. In the last half a semster, Forney, or Forn-dogg as the cool kids call him, has yet to solve any one problem completely and correctly in class. not one. He has managed to bungle many a problem and the like but never has one been completeed correctly.  Forn-dogg really only comes to class with about 15 minutes of lecture planned, he then procedes to repeat himself for the reaminder of the hour. You may think Im exagerating a bit for the sake of writing, but oh no, I have counted him saying the exact same sentance no less than eight times in a row. Imagine hearing "steady state,  single phase....input = output..." repeated over and over again until the class is out. Holy shit..... The one thing that Forn-dogg has seemingly mastered over his years is the "Forney Shuffle" as we have thus coined it. You may be wondering what this little dance number he has developed is all about so let me indulge.  The Forney shuffle is how Forn-dogg expresses himself non-verbally... as when trying to emphasize a screwed up equation on the board and the like. This little ditty basically involves a multitude of hand gestures and finger wavings which, I must admit, are drop dead hilarious, espescially at 9 am. Theres really no way to properly decribe the Fonrey shuffle in print so ask me about it the next time  you see me.  In conclusion, if the real Larry Forney is out there....PLEASE HELP...... thank you for your time.</div> </td> </tr></table></body>