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Ga Tech Physics and why it sucks
screw the physics department here at tech man.
I am mass times acceleration...
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ok, so physics here at the georgia institute of technology is a required 4 hour credit course for almost every major and such. In general physics isnt really all that difficult. Pretty easy to grasp and such. F = Ma and youre pretty much paid. But the physics department here at ol Tech is all high and mighty and thinking they're better than all the other departments. First of all, you have lecture 4 times a week for an hour each, that being an hour more per week than any other class, but since its a four hour credit i guess it makes sense. But wait theres more...... As not to waste valuable class time during the week ( like every other class) , those almighty beings in charge of the physics department decided that there should be tests in the evenings on monday nights. And why not? We all know that physics class time is far superior to any other class time and cant afford to be wasted, and we students dont really have anything better to do on Monday nights. But wait theres even more.... Physics lab. oh yes. The wonderful experience where you do the same shit over and over again, for 3 hours, just to prove that what they teach you in class is really true. Holy shit!! gravity really does exist!! Well smack me upside the head with a dead cat and call me Scrumdig, Force really does equal mass times accleration. Fuck me in the ass!!! friction exists too!! all of these are phrases i myself have uttered while breaking new ground in physics laboratory procedures. The only saving grace of lab is that Sang, my kick ass T.A., realizes that all the labs are bullshit and doesnt make us do everything. Hats off to you Sang. Now, if youve been paying attention, you woyuld realize that all this physics time adds up to 8+ hours a week. Yes thats correct, 8 hours a week for 4 hours of credit. Perhaps these physics gurus should go back and take some elementary math classes. And then theres web assign..... oh yes, mad props to the North Carolina State University folks for setting us this sweet as program that allows you to have a hoard of pointless problems to slove online twice a week. How in the hell?!? And on top of all the crap ass work, the problems are all bullshit too.. Im sure the next time im using a massles rope and a frictioless pulley to pull a big box up a frictionless plane that forms an angle of 30 degrees with the ground Ill be grateful for these assignments. God knows that massless ropes and frictionless surfaces abound on sweet spaceship Earth (epcot reference oh yeah) . In conclusion I am not impressed with the physics department here at the georgia institute of technology and they can all lick my asshole. Damn the man.

check out these cute little penguins who are being "playfully pulled along (nice use of allteration physics gurus, really, impressive grasp of literary devices...) the frictionless ice." The real question here is WHO THE CRAP CARES WHAT THE TENSION IN THE ROPES IS!?!?!? and the answer is no one, certainly not these penguins, who i doubt find the way theyre tied together and being yanked across the ice "playful" in any way shape or form.
heres a prime example of useless physics crap. A.) what in the hell is this setup all about? only some jackass physics....jackass would concoct such a monument to worthlessness. B.) this is another "real world" situation utilizing those ever readily available massless ropes, and frictionless pullies and surfaces. funk dat.
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