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MOVIES
-Boondock Saints -very cool flick..period. watch it right now
-Clerks - the first of the Kevin smith flicks. although its balck and white, it still rocks
-Mall Rats - theres still really no one who can write dialouge like Kevin Smith
-Chasing Amy - not quite as good as the firwtst two if the series but still choice
-Dogma- gotta love religious satire man. and the buddy christ
-The Usual Suspects - great movie with a crap-youreslf great ending
-Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels - comedy of circumstance if you will, very cool despite being british.
-Orgazmo - mormon-porno superheroes fighting crime to make $$ for a mormon wedding?? genius....one more..for jesus
-Office Space- ummmmm yeah........Mike Judge is my hero.
-Pulp Fiction - Tarrentino is a weird guy.... at least Sammy L is one bad mother fucker
-Reservoir Dogs - another great
-Beavis and Butthead do America - once again, Mike Judge...god ? maybe... Beavis has to be the greatest cartoon character ever created though
-Fight Club - awesome flick. anyone who says it isnt obviously didnt get it and should be beaten with a 10 inch fake black cock. (lock,stock reference)
-Gladiator - holy fucking cool..... this movie flat out rocks my face
-This is Spinal Tap - rob reiner...funny guy....funny movie...despite being, or pretending to be, british
-Suicide Kings- very cool flick as well. watch it now. Christopher Walken rocks ass
-Silence of the Lambs- Hannibal is my hero...except for that whole cannibal thing, but with a name like Hannibal, what the hell else are you going to be?
-Half Baked- one of my all time favorites. I might even like it more if i smoked weed.
-Batman (the first one, not the subsequent crap-fests)-first batman rocks ass. end of story
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - a jose' canseco bat?? tell me you didnt pay money for this
-Baseketball -once again the southpark guys are funy as hell. cock.
-PCU- new aged Animal house. very nice. dig....excellent butt.
-Croutching Tiger, Hidden Dragon-despite the subtitles and such, great flick. check it out now
-Gladiator (yes i know its already on here, but its a totally kick ass flick)- see above
-American Beauty-gotta love movies that make fun of subrban america. as with fight club, anyone who didnt like it, didnt get it.
-MST3K (if you dont know what that is, you are not worth knowing)-this, much like the show, totally kicks ace
-Waynes World -whats not to love? really....
-Waynes World 2 -whats not to love again?
-Terminator 2 -holy shit. this movie still rocks ass 10 years later......holy shit.
-Gleaming the Cube- remember this?? 80's...skateboards....Christian Slater.... you cant not love this
-Braveheart- need I say more? I dont think so, but if you think i do, just tell me
if you think i missed anything up here contact me and Ill consider adding your flick to the list.
TV Shows
-The Simpsons
-Conan O'Brian
-The Daily Show, - Jon Stewart definaltely strikes the ass with the foot.
-that's all thats really worth watching nowadays
holy shit. Is it just me or does "Malcolm in the Middle" have the single most irritating theme song ever?
other funny shit
you should try to get this stuff off napster before that monument to ripping off the music industry is no more
-The arnold Schwarzenegger Prank calls - theres about a dozen of these, in varying degrees of funniness (is that a word!?!?) Basically some person with more free time than myself (how you ask?) has a bunch of Shwarzenegger sound clips, most from Kindergarden Cop, and then calls businesses and carries on conversations with their employees speaking only with aforementioned sound bytes.. Its comic gold man. I recommend the two where he calls Gateway computers. I swear i almost crap my self whenever i listen to this.
-MC Hawking - some other soul with too much free time on his hands has utilized a Stephen Hawking voice emulator and some rap beats and made numerous rap songs from this modern genius of the Physics world. Theyre pretty damn funny. I swear "there aint no muther fuckers hard like me. My science is tight, rhymes faster than light, like a ton of TNT im about to ignite...E = MC (hawking..hawking..) word..." My power is my mass times the speed of light squared.....I m down with entropy, yeah you know me.."
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