Kroger Rocks My Face

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0><script type="text/javascript" src="http://hb.lycos.com/hb.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://ratings.lycos.com/ratings/lycosRating.js.php"></script> <script type="text/javascript"><![CDATA[//><!]]></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://scripts.lycos.com/catman/init.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://members.tripod.com/adm/ad/code-start.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://members.tripod.com/adm/ad/code-middle.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://members.tripod.com/adm/ad/code-end.js"></script> <noscript> <img src="http://members.tripod.com/adm/img/common/ot_noscript.gif?rand=592649" alt="" width="1" height="1" />  <iframe frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" width="728" height="90" src="http://ad.yieldmanager.com/st?ad_type=iframe&ad_size=728x90&section=209094"></iframe>  </noscript> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=90 BGCOLOR="#CC9900" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="044005a0dwnjzk.gif"> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Scrumdig"><U><B>home</b></U></A><B>     | </b><B> </b><B> </b><B>  </b><FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#FFCC66" FACE="Arial" ><B>Scrumdig</b></FONT></div> <div> <A HREF="id36.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="People Shit (part 1)"><U><B>People = Shit (part 1)</b></U></A><B>   |   </b><A HREF="id37.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="People Shit (part 2)"><U><B>People = Shit (part 2)</b></U></A><B>   |   </b><A HREF="id38.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Random shit that bothers me but isnt eno"><U><B>Random shit that bothers me but isnt enough to give its own page</b></U></A><B>   |   </b><A HREF="id35.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Blind Luck"><U><B>Blind  Luck</b></U></A><B>   |   </b><A HREF="id33.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Dictionary o Fun"><U><B>Dictionary o Fun</b></U></A><B>   |   </b><A HREF="id34.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Smelly Eddie...the Saga continues"><U><B>Smelly Eddie...the Saga continues</b></U></A><B>   |   </b><A HREF="id17.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Sport Utility Vehicles......"><U><B>Sport Utility Vehicles......</b></U></A><B>   |   </b><A HREF="id18.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stupid People have a purpose...."><U><B>Stupid People have a purpose....</b></U></A><B>   |   </b><A HREF="id23.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE=" Razor scooters, Cell phones,and pop cul"><U><B> Razor scooters, Cell phones,and pop culture......</b></U></A><B>   |   </b><A HREF="id19.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Sunday Morning Comics......"><U><B>Sunday Morning Comics......</b></U></A><B>   |   </b><B>Kroger Rocks My Face</b><B>   |   </b><A HREF="id28.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The buffer seat"><U><B>The "buffer seat"</b></U></A><B>   |   </b><A HREF="id27.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Ga Tech Physics and why it sucks"><U><B>Ga Tech Physics and why it sucks</b></U></A><B>   |   </b><A HREF="id26.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Smelly Eddie and the room of whores"><U><B>Smelly Eddie and the room of "whores"</b></U></A><B>   |   </b><A HREF="id29.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Forndogg"><U><B>Forn-dogg</b></U></A><B>   |   </b><A HREF="id30.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Hall of Fame"><U><B>Hall of Fame</b></U></A><B>   |   </b><A HREF="id31.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Hall of Shame"><U><B>Hall of Shame</b></U></A><B>   |   </b><A HREF="id21.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Cool shit you should check out"><U><B>Cool shit you should check out</b></U></A><B>   |   </b><A HREF="id24.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Choice movies and tunes"><U><B>Choice movies and tunes</b></U></A><B>   |   </b><A HREF="id22.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Random Pictures"><U><B>Random Pictures</b></U></A><B>   |   </b><A HREF="id25.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Contact Me"><U><B>Contact Me</b></U></A></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=210 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> Kroger Rocks My Face</div> <bR> <div> <B><IMG SRC="09f8f790.gif" border=0 width="143" height="121" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></b></div> <div> <B>..despite their constant attempts to arrest me </b></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>I am cheap beverages.....</b></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>get crazy with the cheese wiz</b></div> <bR> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" height=390 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> Kroger rocks ass. yeah its a shitty place to work, and they try to arrest me every other time I go in there for some reason or another, but all this can be forgiven with one thing.... .79 cent bottles of apple juice. holy shit man. This is music to a poor college kid's ears. I mean, apple juice (Appa J, as the cool kids call it...so im told) usually goes for like at least 2 bucks or so. but oh no. not this week. not at your local Krogers grocery store. Seventy nine cents baby. No limit to how many you can buy. You cant beat that with a stick man. So Ive downed an entire bottle of this sweet indulging fluid each day for the past three days, taking my daily intake of vitamin C to a whopping 1080% each day. I could not consume any of said vitamin at all for the next month and still be good to go. In conclusion, .79 apple juice is pretty much the highlight of my week. yeah I know its sad, so shut up.</div> <div>                                                                                                                                        </div> <div> <IMG SRC="06568e00.jpg" border=0 width="360" height="480" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> .79 cents ?!?!? holy living shit.........<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#00CC66" FACE="Arial" >.       </FONT></div> <bR> <div>                                                                                                       <IMG SRC="066dac10.jpg" border=0 width="474" height="449" ALT="mmmmm. tasty" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">                                                            </div> <div>                                                          <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#009900" FACE="Arial" >mmmmmm. Tasty.......</FONT></div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>