Stupid People have a purpose....

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If theres one thing Ive learned from my college experience thus far, its that stupid people can make your life infinitely easier. Although you may like to think that the selection committees of colleges would weed out all the moronic dim-wits you knew and loved in high school, fear not, they're still here. Only now, they serve a purpose outside of just being an outlet for high levels of sarcasm. Now they can actually make your life easier. See, the thing about college is that its all about the curve. Almost all professors curve their tests, exams, etc. so that the majority of the people get C's or B's and such. Higher grades = more enrollment = more money for said institute of higher learning. All you have to do is stay ahead of the ol class average and your paid. While this may seem like a daunting task at first, fear not my friend. College is also all about "word". Put simply, "word" is old tests and homework and such from the same professors classes in previous years. Most professors will give out word freely as preparation for exams, which are seldom much different from the old ones. This is where the "intellectually challenged" come into play. Somehow, people out there can still manage to fail the sam-hill out of tests and exams. Thus with a minimal effort of looking over old tests, you can do quite well on tests, only to have your grade jacked up even higher by the monster curve. gotta love it. A prime example of "those awaiting natural selection" is my Chem lab partner from last semester. holy shit!! Every day that this girl survives this earth is a miracle. You see, this girl had failed said class and accompanying lab twice already, and was now enrolled in inorganic chemistry for the third time. Despite her deep rooted history in the subject, she still managed to barely get above a 40 on any given lab report. And yes, that's 40 on a hundred point scale. But don't worry, she assured me that the lab final wasn't that hard as she remembered from last year. Oh really? Was that the first or second time you failed it??? Holy god, someone club me in the head with a large blunt object.. </div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="05f7f1f0.jpg" border=0 width="383" height="287" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">     </div> <div>  you may be wondering what these scromping dogs have to do with</div> <div>  stupid people..... I think the answer is pretty obvious if you think about </div> <div> it... ok, so this picture has nothing to do with stupid people..I just really </div> <div> dig it.</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>